Damn! It's a good thing I get such enormous amounts of SPAM. How else would I be able to increase my vocabulary?

Damn! It's a good thing I get such enormous amounts of SPAM. How else would I be able to increase my vocabulary?

You can't imagine (if you don't get much SPAM) just how many terms there are for "penis" or "girl" or "woman" or "sex" etc.

I was going to draw up a list of them all, but it grew too long (the list, not my penis, or at least I don't think so, I've not measured it lately).

And that's not to mention I no longer need a calendar. During the past week or so I've started getting the "Get ready for summer" SPAM. And just last January and February I got dozens of "Something special for Christmas" SPAMs.

SPAM is so much fun. I especially like getting the three or four SPAMs all with either the same or slightly different subject lines and all sent from the same person with the strangely spelt name and each with a different middle initial and to the same persons with the strangely spelt name and each with a different middle initial; for example one FROM: Jaiyne F Smith, another one FROM: Jaiyne G Smith, and the third one FROM: Jaiyne H Smith.

Ah yes, SPAM is a wonderful thing.

Note to Americans: The above is an example of satire.